A selection of sms text chat up lines, Flirty sms messages, romantic sms, naughty sms text messages. You can send any of these sms text chat up lines and flirty sms messages to anyone you like free by using any of the free sms text messaging services listed here. |
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You’re Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, |
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Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday! |
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. |
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Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's |
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spread germz + germz r hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated! |
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If you was a car door Id slam you all night long! |
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Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate |
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blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it! |
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I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. |
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I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me. |
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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Do your feet hurt..cause you've been running through my mind all night. |
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So long as I've got a face, you've got somewhere to sit. |
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How about you come over & sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up. |
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the |
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Do you fancy coming over to my place and doing some maths.. Add a |
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bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. |
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Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
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There are 278 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? |
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock |
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. |
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Nice jeans, do you think I could get in them? |
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What time do you have to be back in heaven? |
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Hi babe there's a party in my pants and you are invited! |
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? |
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I didn't believe in angels until I meet you! |
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Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten |
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I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last |
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checkup? |
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Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight. |
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized? |
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Do you like fruit? Suck this its a fucking peach. |
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Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone. |
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Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world |
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? |
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Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, |
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what are you doing for lunch tomorrow? |
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Nice tit's what's your name? |
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Would you like to ride me like the pony you never had? |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
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Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem! |
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? |
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Where have you been all my life? |
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Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all |
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night. |
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Do you like dried biscuits? Eat this it's a cracker! |
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You're dad must be a hunter because you are a fox! |
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Do you know kung fu?..'Cause your body is kicking! |
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. |
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Hi, do you have any raisins? How about a date? |
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Your arse is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it? |
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. |
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! |
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Your lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar |
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for life! |
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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. |
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If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!! |
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
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I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get. |
